Dirty Jokes - Some short dirty jokes - silly dirty jokes

Q. Why do men get their great ideas in bed?

A. Because their plugged into a genius!

Q. What did one saggy tit say to the other saggy tit?

A. If we don't get some support soon, people will think we're nuts!

Q: Why doesn't a chicken wear pants?

A: Because his pecker is on his head!

Q. What does a guy and a car have in common?

A. They both have the ability to misfire.

Q. What did the penis say to the condom?

A. Cover me im going in!

Q. What's the last thing that goes through a fly's mind when it hits a windscreen?

A. It's arse!